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Jake T. Dog ([personal profile] doooooog) wrote 2022-11-17 06:17 am (UTC)

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Recipe for Wasteland Omelette
by Jake The Dog

Ingredients:
Whole red cabbage, chopped into thin shreds
3 large eggs from Lorraine Felicity Sandra
Fatty bacon ends (that place in the Wildberry Kingdom has the best ones)
AP Flour
Chicken Stock from Lorraine Felicity
Green onions
Oil & Seasoning (specifics don't matter, just taste while you go and make sure it's not bland)

Chop bacon ends and fry over a low heat while prepping other ingredients. Combine cabbage, green onions, and (cooked) bacon into a bowl. Add in stock and sprinkle salt & pep (plus whatever else you want) to taste. Crack 2 eggs and mix until yolks are fully combined with cabbage mixture.

Add an eyeballed amount of AP flour. Should be enough to create a VERY LOOSE dough.

Turn on the griddle to a high heat and drizzle on some oil. Wait for that stuff to start sizzling before scooping out a pancake sized lump of the omelette mixture and letting it spread over the hot griddle. Reduce flame to medium and leave to cook for about 8-10 minutes on each side.

While that's frying, mix up a mayo with the last egg and some more oil. Serve piping hot with that fresh mayo mix and die a happy breakfast death.


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The fatty smell of fried deliciousness had filled the treehouse to bursting by the time Jake put a hand against Finn's shoulder, gently rousing him.

"Yo, Finn." Jake half-whispers, hoping to keep the transition from sleep to waking peaceful. "Breakfast is ready."

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